1. pneupnurse:

    novicenurse:

    flyingscotsman:

    (via izismile)

    It just gets me lol

    No kidding

     
  2. Lolololol

     

  3. Things you do not want to hear during surgery

    theitunurse:

    A bit of fun, to bring me back to life:

    • Oops! 
    • Has anyone seen my watch? 
    • Come back with that! Bad Dog!
    • Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
    • Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingy
    • What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!
    • Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
    • Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.


    (Source: doctorslounge.com, via theitunurse)

     
  4. LOVE THIS

     
  5. releasethetourniquets:

    Reminds me of Funny Bones =]

     
  6. zombina-x:

    nursered:

    If only my mother knew how true this was…

    Yeah it’s true haha, not sure if it’s good admitting this!!

    Haaaaaaaaa

     

  7. So today

    I had a coffee with a friend of mine who is a 4th-year med student. We were talking about the expectations our mentors had of us during clinical placement.

    Him - “I get to do quite a lot, they give us quite a lot of hands-on activities.”

    Me - “Ooh, such as?”

    Him - “Well, I’ve got to do an injection before. That was pretty exciting.”

    Me - “Uh huh…”

    Him - “And I put up some fluids once but they don’t really let us do that.”

    Me - “Riiiight. Anything else?”

    Ok, I know it’s sad, and in terms of medical knowledge and other procedures he’s probably a million light years ahead of me. But still. I could kick his ass at doing injections and putting up fluids. And he also told me he had no idea what a commode was for the whole of his first year. He thought it was a kimono. Roflol.

    Small, small things amuse my small mind. Bahahaa. Still funny though. Mini-nursing win!

     
  8. Haaaaa.

     

  9. PHRASE OF THE DAY:

    "increased capillary filterability"

    It amused me during a lecture about venous ulcers, purely because it sort-of rhymes.

    Little things, I know, I know.